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Stachio Mashio: A Nerd Rap for Colorwars

April 12, 2008 in Uncategorized by Laura | 2 comments

I Tweeted: Could we crowdsource a nerd rap for Colorwars? Send your best line/couplet for this beat. I’ll record it.

You came through bigtime…(Stachio Stachio you’re doin’ a Mashio!)

Weeell theey call me ’stachio, i’m a twittering NUT.
Gonna PWN you nerd rappers, kick some colorwars butt.
My team is verygreen and I know it’s a sin,
but I don’t really care if we lose or we win (@the diva)
Thumb’s a flyin’, crackberry batt’ry dyin’,
got my 1-4-0 to prove them othas should be cryin’. (@tbrunelle)
Other Twitter DJ’s think you got the hit
But this rap be yo nightmare when i’m thru with it
Soc-ial me-di-a grow grow grow
Crowdsourcin’ is the future baby baby YO! YO! (@markhansler)
Big names… no! big avatars
usin screennames while addressing and coalescing in bars
it’s all a social meeting, just a different context
when it’s 30 seconds old, we be asking “what’s next?” (@scottypboston)
I live in the intarwebs, I think you all know.
Got so many e-friends here it makes me go “WHOA!” (@the diva)
my tweets shake yo webpage like a javascript.
I tweet so strong ur dome is blown before ur phone is un-flipped. (@steketee)
I twitter all day, hardly ever AFK,
so if ya makin up some bacon, better send some my way! (@the diva)

…YO. But don’t send me no B-A-C-N. That sh*t’s ruuuude. Peace. I’m out.

title credit @msholin)